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| Question | Answer |
| How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? | Unique Up On It. |
| How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? | Tame Way. |
| How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? | They Take The Psycho Path |
| How Do You Get Holy Water? | You Boil The Hell Out Of It |
| What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? | Dam! |
| What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? | Polaroid's |
| What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? | A Stick |
| What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? | Nacho Cheese. |
| What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? | Subordinate Clauses. |
| What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? | Quattro Sinko. |
| What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? | Spoiled Milk. |
| What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? | Frostbite. |
| What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? | A Nervous Wreck. |
| What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? | Anyone Can Roast Beef. |
| Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? | Right Where You Left Him. |
| Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? | Because They Have Big Fingers . |
| Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? | Because It Scares The Dog. |
| What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? | Sanka. |
| What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! | The Location Of The Dirt Bag. |
| Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? | Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. |
| What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? | A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack! |
| How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? | Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer |